Narratives for Numbskulls and Stories for the Stupid - Opill and Who Armed the Gangs in Haiti? March Madness looming and violence at Spring Break etc. (1.25x is best)

For this day March 19th and the so called biggest stories from this crumbling nation state. Birth control now available without prescription via amazon. Who armed the gangs in Haiti? The Donald owes $500 million. Violence at spring break. Lottery fever on the rise and get you bets ready for March Madness.

Summation: We are so FUCKED!